The Simpsons

THE SIMPSONS/FOX/1989+ (Brass Knee & Steel Hip)

Grandpa Abe Simpson (voice of Dan Castellaneta), the senile father of nuclear power plant worker Homer Simpson. Abe now lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle.

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On episode “Natural Born Kissers” Abe’s grandchildren Bart and Lisa borrow his metal detector. Bart turns on the detector and points it at Abe’s body. It detects a brass knee and a steel hip (“That one’s new to me!” says Abe).

Abraham Jedediah Simpson is a veteran of World War II. He rambles when he speaks and tends to tell stories with wild inaccuracies.

For forty-five years Abe was a security guard. In retirement, he worked as a Sprawl-Mart greeter in Eddystone Pa, a cartoon writer, and a traveling salesman.

He is a member of the Stonecutters, Masons, and Communists, as well as being president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance.

 

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